What do you call a turtle that flies?
A shell-icopter!
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to get you if
you don’t give me a cookie!
you don’t give me a cookie!
What is black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to laugh at this joke?
Why did the man freeze his money?
He wanted cold hard cash!!!
