How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
Tame way.
Tame way.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dot’s the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh!
There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.
“Outside picking up Poop!”
What did the snowman say to the other?
(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
There is a pirate on the beach. He has a peg-leg, hook and eye-patch. A little boy walks up and says, “Are you a real pirate?” The pirate says yes.
The boy asks “Well how did you get your peg-leg?” and the pirate says “A shark.”
And the boy asks, “Well how did you get the hook?”
The pirate says, “A shark.”
Then the boy asks, “Well how did you get your eye patch?”
“I was up in the crow’s nest, and I looked up just as a bird flew over me and pooped in my eye.”
And the boy says, “Well how did that make you have to get an eye patch?”
The pirate says, “It was the day after I got my hook!”
Why couldn’t Betty Crocker sit down?
She burnt her buns.
