Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Tug, 8 years old, Tucson, Arizona
Did the hot dog win the race?
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Why did two houses have two horses?
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Where does a sick ship go?
From Gynette, age 9, Singapore
What does a tree drink?
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