What did the snowman say to the other?
(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
There is a pirate on the beach. He has a peg-leg, hook and eye-patch. A little boy walks up and says, “Are you a real pirate?” The pirate says yes.
The boy asks “Well how did you get your peg-leg?” and the pirate says “A shark.”
And the boy asks, “Well how did you get the hook?”
The pirate says, “A shark.”
Then the boy asks, “Well how did you get your eye patch?”
“I was up in the crow’s nest, and I looked up just as a bird flew over me and pooped in my eye.”
And the boy says, “Well how did that make you have to get an eye patch?”
The pirate says, “It was the day after I got my hook!”
Why couldn’t Betty Crocker sit down?
She burnt her buns.
What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
Odor in the court!
What did the picture say to the wall?
I’m stuck on you!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!
