What nationality are you when you’re in the restroom?
European!
GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
DOCTOR: It could have been worse; you could have swallowed the piano!
Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
Moooo-tels!
What did the candle say to the other candle?
You’re not a very bright one!
How do you fix a torn pizza?
With tomato paste!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chicken’s foot!
