Why was the guitar mad?
He was tired of being picked on.
What grade would insects get in school?
Probably all Bees!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne or shine I’m at your door!
What nationality are you when you’re in the restroom?
European!
GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
DOCTOR: It could have been worse; you could have swallowed the piano!
