Way did the dog eat the cat?
Because he was too tired to chase it!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda neighbors wake up!
Where did the math student eat his lunch?
At the multiplication table!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
U-nique up on him!
Tame way.
Tame way.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dot’s the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh!
