What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin dressed as Santa!
What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo who.
Cargo who who?
Noo, Don’t ya know that the cargo beep beep, not who who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub; I’m dwouning!
Which emergency vehicle ate ham?
The hambulence!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find his dog, Pluto!
