What did the skeleton sing at the halloween party?
Scary-oke!
What did the letter say to me?
It’s for ‘U’!
Where do birds go to church?
In a chapel tree!
What did the policeman say to his belly?
You are under a vest!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the Body Shop!
A cowboy rode into town on January 5. He stayed in town for a week and rode home again on January 5. How is that possible?
His horse’s name was January 5!
