What did the chicken say to the human?
Don’t ruffle my feathers!
Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
To find Pooh.
What did the banana say to the hippo?
Nothing! Bananas can’t talk!
What has teeth but cannot eat??
A COMB!
Sandwich: I hope you don’t get sick.
Coffee: Why would I get sick?
Sandwich: I thought I heard you COFF-ing
What letter do you find in a mug?
T
