Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you; there’s something horrible!
What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, then lots of blue?
A penguin rolling in to the water!
What do you call a pie that can fly?
A magpie!
Ben was in math class, and the teacher asked him, “Ben if you had
$4 in one pocket and $6 in the other, then what would you have?”
Ben replied, “I would have someone else’s pants”.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and red, and red, and red?
A panda, a zebra, a skunk, and a penguin fighting over a tomato, lipstick, and red apple.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
