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From Lauren, age 17, Florida, United States

An Indian chief had three daughters, or Squaws and demanded that the men of his tribe present him with the hides of animals to earn his daughter’s hands in marriage.
The chief gave away his first daughter for a beaver hide.
The chief gave away his second daughter for the hide of a large buck.
And because the chief loved his third daughter the most, he only gave her away for the hide of a giant hippopotamus.
For he proclaimed:

The Squaw of the the first hide plus the Squaw of the second hide is equal to the Squaw of the hippopotamus.
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Filed Under: Math

From John, age 8, California, Compton

What does a shark eat with his peanut butter?

Jelly fish!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Edemis, age 11, the U.S.A.

What did the envelope say to the stamp?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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Filed Under: Stamp

From Anna Troge, 11 years old, Mason City, Iowa

Kid: “Hey, Teacher! Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: “Yes, but first sing the alphabet.”
Kid: ♬ ♩ “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..,Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!” ♫ ♪
Teacher: “I think you forgot the ‘P’?”

Kid: “No. Actually, I think, it’s running down my leg!”
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Filed Under: Alphabet

From Mia, 14 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Madye, age 10, Unknown

Did you hear about the guy who was in an accident and lost all of his left side?

Well, he’s ALL RIGHT now!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

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