There is a guy smelling his computer. His mom walks by, and she asks him what he is doing.
He told her he was sniffing the Internet!
Why did the booger cross the road?
Because it was being picked on!
Why did the man switch jobs?
Because it made more cents!
Samir: Can you spell “blind pig”?
Ali: Of course, it’s “B-L-I-N-D P-I-G”
Samir: That’s wrong! A pig with two I’s can not be blind!
What’s the best bait for catching a catfish?
A mouse!
What kind of bug is optimistic?
The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!
