There was a man sitting under tree. Suddenly, a little sparrow came and sat on his shoulder. The man died. Tell me, how did this happen?
Because Little Sparrow was the name of the elephant!
How does Minnie Mouse get around town?
In a “Mini” Van!
Where does food go when it commits a crime?
Food Court !
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the No Bell prize!
What happens only in the middle of each month, in all the seasons except summer, and happens only in the night, never in the day?
The letter N! moNth, autumN spriNg wiNter, Night!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go Moo, not who!
