Why did the man switch jobs?
Because it made more cents!
Samir: Can you spell “blind pig”?
Ali: Of course, it’s “B-L-I-N-D P-I-G”
Samir: That’s wrong! A pig with two I’s can not be blind!
What’s the best bait for catching a catfish?
A mouse!
What do you call it when Cinderella feels like singing?
Singderella!
What do you call a boy that just got on the bus?
Justin!
Why was the ant in the Hospital?
He had an ANTi- virus!
