Why did Kevin keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music!
Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No,I am serious!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
What kind of pet just lays around the house?
A car-pet!
What do cows use to count with?
A cowculater!
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor! Every time I say something, I keep on forgetting it.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Patient: “What problem?”
