There once was a kid who was in school and needed to use the restroom so he asked his teacher. and she said yes but first you need to say the alphabet. so he said “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z.” Then the teacher said “Well, where’s the P?”
“Running down my leg!”
