What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunder wear!
Why is letter Z last in the alphabet?
Because he is always sleeping!
What has a tongue, but no mouth?
A shoe!
“Waiter,waiter, there’s a small fly in my soup.”
“Sorry, shall I get a bigger one?”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma gonna get you if you don’t run quick!
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101 dalmations
