What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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What do you call a vampire pig?
Count Pork-u-la!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Wouldn’t you like to know)
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
