What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A mini van. (Minney)
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What happens to frogs who are illegally parked?
They get “toad” away!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crumby!
