What animal is always the teacher’s pet?
The bookworm!
What search engine do ghosts use?
BOO-gle (Google)
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can’t talk!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!!!!
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
