Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
What kind of songs do bluebirds sing?
Sad songs.
What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
Count Spatula!
What is a ghost’s favorite airline?
British Scareways!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
