Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
What goes splash, splash, splash, splosh?
An elephant with water in its tennis shoes!
Where does Santa sleep when he’s far away from home?
In a Ho-Ho-Hotel !!!
Their was a female dog who went to three male dogs and asked them to make a sentence that had liver and cheese in the sentence. So the first dog said “Would you like some liver and cheese?”
She didn’t like that sentence, so she turned to the next dog. Annd the next dog said, “Do you have any liver or cheese?”
She didn’t say a thing and then turned to the next dog, and asked him to say a sentence with liver and cheese in it.
And the last dog said, “Liver alone. Cheese mine”.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was piece of cake!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut!
