What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
What’s shakin’ bacon?
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it down a hill.
What kind of berries make you smarter?
Li-berries!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Ha ha! Made you sneeze!
What did the cat say when he was hungry?
Feed meow! (Feed me now!)
