Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was piece of cake!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut!
What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
What’s shakin’ bacon?
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it down a hill.
What kind of berries make you smarter?
Li-berries!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
