What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over?
A panda, zebra, penguin, and dalmatian in a fight!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
