What did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icey.
Icey who?
Icey you! (I see you)
Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said, ” Sher-bert!”
What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser!
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
