Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Long distance!
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the girl DNA say to the boy DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
Did you hear the one about the space ship?
It was out of this world!
