What’s the deep sea actor’s name?
Johnny Depth!
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?
“Small Medium at Large!”
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too little to smoke!
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
