Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What did one book of maps say to the other book of maps?
Atlas we’re together!
What’s the deep sea actor’s name?
Johnny Depth!
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?
“Small Medium at Large!”
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
