Why did the old lady tie roller skates to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll!
What is the diffrence between broccoli and snot?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
To the Meat Ball!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) stop saying those knock knock jokes.
How do porcupines hug and kiss?
Very carefully!
What does a bee drink?
None of your beeswax!
