What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too little to smoke!
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals.
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What always falls without getting hurt?
Rain!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and Dracula?
Frost bite!
