Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
To the Meat Ball!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) stop saying those knock knock jokes.
How do porcupines hug and kiss?
Very carefully!
What does a bee drink?
None of your beeswax!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom on! You know who I am!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet! (webbed)
