What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug!
Why couldn’t the 11-year old get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “Rrrrr!”
Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?
“M” and “T”!
What do you call a little pony with a cough?
A little horse!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucy.
Lucy Who?
Lucy Lastic will make your underwear fall down!
(loose elastic)
(loose elastic)
