Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
He needed some spare ribs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen Dover! (I leaned over.)
When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?
When it’s wearing its cute little bunny rabbit suit!
How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
