What is the type of cheese that does not belong to you?
Na-cho Cheese (not your cheese)
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
He needed some spare ribs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen Dover! (I leaned over.)
When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?
When it’s wearing its cute little bunny rabbit suit!
How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
