When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?
When it’s wearing its cute little bunny rabbit suit!
How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What do you call three feet of trash?
A junk yard! (3 feet = 1 yard)
What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Chips AHOY!
