What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What do you call three feet of trash?
A junk yard! (3 feet = 1 yard)
What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Chips AHOY!
What did the skeleton say when he jumped on his motorcycle?
Bone to be wild! (born)
Who did the mummy take to the ball?
His ghoul friend!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
