What did the skeleton say when he jumped on his motorcycle?
Bone to be wild! (born)
Who did the mummy take to the ball?
His ghoul friend!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
What did the banana say to the bread?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What did one magnet say to the other?
“I find you very attractive!”
What do baby ghosts wear on their hair?
A BOO-NET! (bonnet)
