How do you take varnish off?
You take the “r” away from varnish to get vanish.
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school in the North Pole?
The Elfabet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Because it is two tired! (too tired)
What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?
You need to buy a new car!
What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?
They are equal! (they both are a pound)
