Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.
What do elephants have that people dont’ have?
Baby elephants!
A man was lost in the jungle. He reached an old hut in the middle of the jungle. There he found one oil lamp, one stove and one cigarette. Unfortunately in his matchstick box, he had only one matchstick. So, which thing will he light up first?
The matchstick!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?
A teapot!
