What do you get when you cross SpongeBob SquarePants with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob Smarty Pants!
Which state has the smallest drink?
Minnesota (Mini-soda)
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t “tuna” fish.
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
A coffin!
