Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.
He said, “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”
Bill asked, “Have you seen a sharkway?”
Susy replied, “What’s a sharkway?”
Bill replied, “About 100 pounds!”
How do you get six elephants in a Volkswagen?
Three in the front and three in the back.
How many birds can fit in a cage?
Two-Can (Toucan)!
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