Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
What is a moto?
Nothing. What’s the moto with you? (What’s the matter with you?)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
That cattle drive you crazy! (That cat will drive you crazy.)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken Little!
Why isn’t it safe to tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!!!!!
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
