What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:
I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can’t jump at all!
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
What goes in a bear’s cave and comes out alive?
The bear!!!
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
