Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
When asked to write a paper on what he was thankful for on Thanksgiving little Timmy wrote:
I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can’t jump at all!
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
