What goes in a bear’s cave and comes out alive?
The bear!!!
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What kind of fruit is on a dime??
A date!
Why did the boy’s mother sew him 3 socks?
Because he said he grew another foot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Are you a cowboy?
