What did the cook name his son?
Stew!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
What do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?
A chocolate bar! (kitkat)
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-Hop!
