How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?
HAWKWARD!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me there is something that smells!!
What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?
A turkey laughing its head off!!
What do you call a flying dinosaur who likes horror movies?
A Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur who gives long lectures?
A Tyrano-bore-us!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
