Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
WET!!
What did Santa say to Rudolph when he saw his report card?
Rudolph, you have gone down in history!! (grades:A-A-A-A-A-D)
What is invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey burps!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing inside on such a sunny day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone?
A Golden Receiver!
