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From Jimmy, age 14, Brooklyn, NY

A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.

He thought for a while and then said, “I was sitting at home when the phone rang, “greeng greeng,” so I pinked it up and said, Yellow!”
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Filed Under: People

From Tuna, age 13, Paris

What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?

Rolling Stone!!
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Filed Under: Rock

From Gigi, age 11, Arlington, Virginia

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A NECK-tarine!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From Holly, age 8, Houston, Texas

What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?

A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
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Filed Under: Cat, Shoe

From Clark, age 9, California

Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?

Darkness!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Lindsey, age 9, California

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library of course, it has the most stories!
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Filed Under: Geography, School

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