Why did the baby bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what high school was like!!
What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything in sight?
A Tyrannosaurus wrecks!!
(Rex)
(Rex)
A guy tried to get into the USA, but customs said he had to use the colors green, yellow and pink in the same sentence.
He thought for a while and then said, “I was sitting at home when the phone rang, “greeng greeng,” so I pinked it up and said, Yellow!”
What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?
Rolling Stone!!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECK-tarine!
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
