What type of liquid does a frog drink?
Croak-co-cola!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi-5!!
How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
None! The rest would fly away.
How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?
The head is on one side the tail is on the other!
What looks like a cat, has a tail like a cat but is not a cat?
A kitten!
